B： Well the first class is really important.You need to impress those students，make them like you.You should know what to say and how to say it.Basically，I think of teaching as selling.A salesman sells his products，while I sell English and myself.
第一节课很重要。你得给学生们留下深刻印象。你得知道说什么和该怎么说。我觉得老师就像销售。只不过他们卖产品，我卖英语和我自己。
A： Were there many embarrassing moments in your class？
上课时有没有什么尴尬的情况出现？
B： There were.Like my first class in Modern English was a total mess. I almost blew it.I was like frozen there and didn，t even know where to put my hands.But I was learning really quickly. I got used to it after a break.
有啊。像我的第一节课就是一团糟。我几乎给搞砸了，我就像冻在那一样，甚至连手都不知到该放哪。还好我学得快，过了课间休息后我就适应过来了。
A： You，re a good teacher，huh？
你是个好老师，对吧？
B： At least I think so.
至少我这么想。
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［1］ long face脸长长的，当然是表示不高兴了。如： Why the long face？干吗拉长个脸？
［2］I almost blew it.我差点儿给搞砸了。当你生气了，要抱怨的时候，就可以用上这句话了。当然是用来抱怨别人You blew it.你给搞砸了。
面试之中有奥秘
A： Hello，Modern English.Drew here.
你好，洋话连篇，我是Drew。
B： Hi，buddy，it，s Marco.
嘿哥们儿，我是Marco。
A： How can I help you today？
今天想聊些什么？
B： Well.I am going for an interview tomorrow. Can you give me an idea of what the interviewer will ask？
明天我要参加面试。你能帮我想想他们都会问什么问题吗？
A： Well，they may ask you to tell them about your educational background and your working background.
他们会问你关于你的教育背景和工作背景的问题。
B： But they can see my resume， it，s all in there.
但是他们可以看我的简历，都在那里呢。
A： I know，but sometimes，interviewers may want to hear you say it.Then，you may be asked for your viewpoint on why you feel you，re qualified for the job，give them all your qualifications and how you think they fit with the position you are applying for.Questions like “What sort of experience do you have and what are your goals？” are closely relately to this ，also.
我知道，但是有时面试者们想听你自己说。然后他们会问你为什么你觉得自己能胜任这份工作。把自身的优势都说出来，告诉他们你有能力胜任这份工作。有些问题像你有什么经验和你有什么目标与这个工作职位是紧密联系的。
B： Ok，what else？
好的，还有什么其他的吗？
A： They may want to know how the company will benefit，with your answers to questions like“What can you offer this company？”and “Why should I hire you？”
他们也许还想知道你会为公司带来什么样的利益。会问像“你能为公司带来什么？”，或是“我们为什么要用你”？这样的问题。
B： I see，what about salary？
我知道了。那工资呢？
A： Umm，they may ask you what kind of salary you had in mind，or simply tell you what the company is offering. I think the latter is more likely for a starting position，especially if you have little or no experience，and if they are seriously considering hiring you，they will probably want to know when you would be able to start working. And basically，that，s about it.
噢。他们可能会问你觉得工资应该是多少，或简单的告诉你公司的打算。我想从基层做起的话，后者的可能性要大一些。尤其是你没有工作经验的话，如果他们真的考率要用你的话，他们可能会问你，你什么时候会开始工作，一般就这些了。
B： Oh，thanks，Drew，you，ve helped me a lot.
谢了，Drew.你帮了大忙了。
A： anytime，bro.Anytime，let me know how it works out.
没事儿，兄弟，别忘了告诉我结果。
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［1］Why do you feel you are qualified for the job？这句话在面试中经常问到，但它却不好答。要多用一些技巧，尽量把自己的能力表现出来。
［2］What sort of experience do you have？ sort of和kind of一样，表示某种的意思，另外，它还是一个流行的口语，当你表达不清的时侯，用这个词来调整一下。
［3］When would you be able to start working？通常的回答是Asap.as soon as possible。
心理测试很好玩
A： Marco， here is an easy psychological test. Are you interested？
Marco，这有个简单的心理测试，你有没有兴趣？
B： Yes. But make sure you speak slowly so that I can follow you.
有，可是你要说得慢一些。那样的话我也能听懂。
A： Ok. Here we go. Well ，the first question is when you walk into a forest，what is the first animal that you wanna
see？
好的。第一个问题是：当你走进森林时，你看到的第一个动物是什么？
B： Tiger. I love tigers.
老虎。我喜欢老虎。
A： Ok. Then what，s the second animal you wanna see？
那第二个动物呢？
B： The second， I guess a pig. That，s my girlfriend，s sign.
第二个，我想是猪。我女朋友是属猪的。
A： Now， after the forest，there comes a little stream. The water is nice and clean. But you are not thirsty. Would you drink some water？
现在走过森林，来到一条小溪前，水很干净，可你不渴。你会喝水吗？
B： No， cause I，m not thirsty.
不会，我又不渴。
A： The second stream is very dirty，and you are really thirsty this time.Now， would you drink some water？
第二条小溪水很脏，可你很渴。这次你会喝水吗？
B： I guess so.
我想会的。
A： After this ，you see a small house. So you open the door and go in. You see a vase and lots of roses on the floor. Now tell me how many roses you wanna put into the vase.
这之后呢，你看到一个小房子，你开门进去，看到了一只花瓶和许多玫瑰。告诉我你准备放多少枝花进去。
B： One.
一只。
A： Okay. That，s the last question. Now let me tell you its meaning. The first animal is you and the second animal is your girlfriend. You said you，re a tiger and she，s a pig. That shows you，re a really bossy man and you，re lazy， cause your girlfriend is lazy.
好了，那是最后一个问题。现在我来解释一下。第一个动物代表你，第二个代表你的女朋友。你说你看到了老虎和猪。那表示你是个很爱发号施令的人，而且还很懒，因为你女朋友很懒。
B： What about the streams？
那小溪呢？
A： The 2 streams are 2 opportunities in your life. You caught one.
那两条小溪代表人生中的两次机会。你抓住了一次。
B： Then the roses？
玫瑰呢？
A： The roses refer to your lovers after you get married. You may have one lover.
玫瑰指的是你的情人。你以后可能会有一个情人。
B： That，s not true. I won，t buy your story.
瞎说，我才不信呢。
Attention Please （特别提醒）
［你可以请外教反复帮你模仿/训练下面句子/词组的正宗美式发音］
［1］ psychological test心理测试。心理测试的很多问题很荒诞。但有时也挺准确的。psychology是指心理学。心理学家就是psychologist。逆反心理则是reverse psychology。
［2］sign的一个意思表示星座。几十年前老美们泡妞时会说What，s your sign？你是什么星座的？不过现在这个问题已经过时了。
