But whether he spoke truth or not I know not,only I set down what he told me.But to anyone considering it,this appears rather to jump with his story--namely,that the young priests have houses on the river,painted of divers colours,all of them empty.
Then the priest,at my desire,brought me to one of the temples,that I might seek out all things concerning Herodotus the Halicarnassian,from one who knew.Now this temple is not the fairest in the city,but less fair and goodly than the old temples,yet goodlier and more fair than the new temples;and over the roof there is the image of an eagle made of stone--no small marvel,but a great one,how men came to fashion him;and that temple is called the House of Queens.Here they sacrifice a boar once every year;and concerning this they tell a certain sacred story which I know but will not utter.
Then I was brought to the priest who had a name for knowing most about Egypt,and the Egyptians,and the Assyrians,and the Cappadocians,and all the kingdoms of the Great King.He came out to me,being attired in a black robe,and wearing on his head a square cap.But why the priests have square caps I know,and he who has been initiated into the mysteries which they call "Matric"knows,but I prefer not to tell.Concerning the square cap,then,let this be sufficient.Now,the priest received me courteously,and when I asked him,concerning Herodotus,whether he were a true man or not,he smiled and answered "Abu Goosh,"which,in the tongue of the Arabians,means "The Father of Liars."Then he went on to speak concerning Herodotus,and he said in his discourse that Herodotus not only told the thing which was not,but that he did so wilfully,as one knowing the truth but concealing it.For example,quoth he,"Solon never went to see Croesus,as Herodotus avers;nor did those about Xerxes ever dream dreams;but Herodotus,out of his abundant wickedness,invented these things.""Now behold,"he went on,"how the curse of the Gods falls upon Herodotus.For he pretends that he saw Cadmeian inions at Thebes.Now I do not believe there were any Cadmeian inions there:therefore Herodotus is most manifestly lying.Moreover,this Herodotus never speaks of Sophocles the Athenian,and why not?
Because he,being a child at school,did not learn Sophocles by heart:for the tragedies of Sophocles could not have been learned at school before they were written,nor can any man quote a poet whom he never learned at school.Moreover,as all those about Herodotus knew Sophocles well,he could not appear to them to be learned by showing that he knew what they knew also."Then Ithought the priest was ****** game and sport,saying first that Herodotus could know no poet whom he had not learned at school,and then saying that all the men of his time well knew this poet,"about whom everyone was talking."But the priest seemed not to know that Herodotus and Sophocles were friends,which is proved by this,that Sophocles wrote an ode in praise of Herodotus.
Then he went on,and though I were to write with a hundred hands (like Briareus,of whom Homer makes mention)I could not tell you all the things that the priest said against Herodotus,speaking truly,or not truly,or sometimes correctly and sometimes not,as often befalls mortal men.For Herodotus,he said,was chiefly concerned to steal the lore of those who came before him,such as Hecataeus,and then to escape notice as having stolen it.Also he said that,being himself cunning and deceitful,Herodotus was easily beguiled by the cunning of others,and believed in things manifestly false,such as the story of the Phoenix-bird.
Then I spoke,and said that Herodotus himself declared that he could not believe that story;but the priest regarded me not.And he said that Herodotus had never caught a crocodile with cold pig,nor did he ever visit Assyria,nor Babylon,nor Elephantine;but,saying that he had been in these lands,said that which was not true.He also declared that Herodotus,when he travelled,knew none of the Fat Ones of the Egyptians,but only those of the baser sort.And he called Herodotus a thief and a beguiler,and "the same with intent to deceive,"as one of their own poets writes.And,to be short,Herodotus,I could not tell you in one day all the charges which are now brought against you;but concerning the truth of these things,YOU know,not least,but most,as to yourself being guilty or innocent.Wherefore,if you have anything to show or set forth whereby you may be relieved from the burden of these accusations,now is the time.Be no longer silent;but,whether through the Oracle of the Dead,or the Oracle of Branchidae,or that in Delphi,or Dodona,or of Amphiaraus at Oropus,speak to your friends and lovers (whereof I am one from of old)and let men know the very truth.
Now,concerning the priests in the City of the Ford of the Ox,it is to be said that of all men whom we know they receive strangers most gladly,feasting them all day.Moreover,they have many drinks,cunningly mixed,and of these the best is that they call Archdeacon,naming it from one of the priests'offices.Truly,as Homer says (if the Odyssey be Homer's),"when that draught is poured into the bowl then it is no pleasure to refrain."Drinking of this wine,or nectar,Herodotus,I pledge you,and pour forth some deal on the ground,to Herodotus of Halicarnassus,in the House of Hades.
And I wish you farewell,and good be with you.Whether the priest spoke truly,or not truly,even so may such good things betide you as befall dead men.
