An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
"Give me$1000 each, "he said,"and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!"said the American. Instantly he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?"asked a medic.
"Last I knew, "said the American,"the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
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一名美国人、一名苏格兰人和一名加拿大人在一次车祸中死了。他们到了天堂门口，神色慌张的圣彼得却在那里解释说这是一次失误。
“每个人给我一千美元，”他说，“然后我就把你们送回地球，就像什么也没发生。”
“行！”美国人说，他即刻就发现自己完好无损地站在了车祸现场附近。
“其他人在哪里？”急救医生问道。
“我知道的最后一件事就是，”美国人说，“苏格兰人正在讨价还价，加拿大人正在争论，说应该他的政府付这笔钱。”
