登陆注册
47642900000029

第29章 TWO THANKSGIVING DAY GENTLEMEN

THERE IS one day that is ours.There is one day when all we americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to.Bless the day.President roosevelt gives it to us.We hear some talk of the Puritans,but don't just remember who they were.Bet we can lick'em,anyhow,if they try to land again.Plymouth rocks?Well,that sounds more familiar.lots of us have had to come down to hens since the Turkey Trust got its work in.But somebody in Washington is leaking out advance information to'em about these Thanksgiving proclamations.

The big city east of the cranberry bogs has made Thanksgiving day an institution.The last Thursday in November is the only day in the year on which it recognizes the part of america lying across the ferries.It is the one day that is purely american.Yes,a day of celebration,exclusively american.

and now for the story which is to prove to you that we have traditions on this side of the ocean that are becoming older at a much rapider rate than those of England are—thanks to our git-up and enterprise.

Stuffy Pete took his seat on the third bench to the right as you enter Union Square from the east,at the walk opposite the fountain.Every Thanksgiving day for nine years he had taken his seat there promptly at 1 o'clock.For every time hehad done so things had happened to him—Charles dickensy things that swelled his waistcoat above his heart,and equally on the other side.

But today Stuffy Pete's appearance at the annual trysting place seemed to have been rather the result of habit than of the yearly hunger which,as the philanthropists seem to think,afficts the poor at such extended intervals.

Certainly Pete was not hungry.He had just come from a feast that had left him of his powers barely those of respiration and locomotion.His eyes were like two pale gooseberries firmly imbedded in a swollen and gravy-smeared mask of putty.His breath came in short wheezes;a senatorial roll of adipose tissue denied a fashionable set to his upturned coat collar.Buttons that had been sewed upon his clothes by kind Salvation fngers a week before few like popcorn,strewing the earth around him.ragged he was,with a split shirt front open to the wishbone;but the November breeze,carrying fine snowflakes,brought him only a grateful coolness.For Stuffy Pete was overcharged with the caloric produced by a super-bountiful dinner,beginning with oysters and ending with plum pudding,and including(it seemed to him)all the roast turkey and baked potatoes and chicken salad and squash pie and ice cream in the world.Wherefore he sat,gorged,and gazed upon the world with after-dinner contempt.

The meal had been an unexpected one.He was passing a red brick mansion near the beginning of Fifth avenue,in which lived two old ladies of ancient family and a reverence for traditions.They even denied the existence of New York,and believed that Thanksgiving day was declared solely for Washington Square.one of their traditional habits wasto station a servant at the postern gate with orders to admit the first hungry wayfarer that came along after the hour of noon had struck,and banquet him to a finish.Stuffy Pete happened to pass by on his way to the park,and the seneschals gathered him in and upheld the custom of the castle.

after Stuffy Pete had gazed straight before him for ten minutes he was conscious of a desire for a more varied feld of vision.With a tremendous effort he moved his head slowly to the left.and then his eyes bulged out fearfully,and his breath ceased,and the rough-shod ends of his short legs wriggled and rustled on the gravel.

For the old Gentleman was coming across Fourth avenue toward his bench.

Every Thanksgiving day for nine years the old Gentleman had come there and found Stuffy Pete on his bench.That was a thing that the old Gentleman was trying to make a tradition of.Every Thanksgiving day for nine years he had found Stuffy there,and had led him to a restaurant and watched him eat a big dinner.They do those things in England unconsciously.But this is a young country,and nine years is not so bad.The old Gentleman was a staunch american patriot,and considered himself a pioneer in american tradition.In order to become picturesque we must keep on doing one thing for a long time without ever letting it get away from us.Something like collecting the weekly dimes in industrial insurance.or cleaning the streets.

The old Gentleman moved,straight and stately,toward the Institution that he was rearing.Truly,the annual feeding of Stuffy Pete was nothing national in its character,such as the Magna Charta or jam for breakfast was in England.Butit was a step.It was almost feudal.It showed,at least,that a Custom was not impossible to New Y—ahem!—america.

The old Gentleman was thin and tall and sixty.He was dressed all in black,and wore the old-fashioned kind of glasses that won't stay on your nose.His hair was whiter and thinner than it had been last year,and he seemed to make more use of his big,knobby cane with the crooked handle.

as his established benefactor came up Stuffy wheezed and shuddered like some woman's over-fat pug when a street dog bristles up at him.He would have fown,but all the skill of Santos-dumont could not have separated him from his bench.Well had the myrmidons of the two old ladies done their work.

“Good morning,”said the old Gentleman.“I am glad to perceive that the vicissitudes of another year have spared you to move in health about the beautiful world.For that blessing alone this day of thanksgiving is well proclaimed to each of us.If you will come with me,my man,I will provide you with a dinner that should make your physical being accord with the mental.”

That is what the old Gentleman said every time.Every Thanksgiving day for nine years.The words themselves almost formed an Institution.Nothing could be compared with them except the declaration of Independence.always before they had been music in Stuffy's ears.But now he looked up at the old Gentleman's face with tearful agony in his own.The fne snow almost sizzled when it fell upon his perspiring brow.But the old Gentleman shivered a little and turned his back to the wind.

Stuffy had always wondered why the old Gentlemanspoke his speech rather sadly.He did not know that it was because he was wishing every time that he had a son to succeed him.a son who would come there after he was gone—a son who would stand proud and strong before some subsequent Stuffy,and say:“In memory of my father.”Then it would be an Institution.

But the old Gentleman had no relatives.He lived in rented rooms in one of the decayed old family brownstone mansions in one of the quiet streets east of the park.In the winter he raised fuchsias in a little conservatory the size of a steamer trunk.In the spring he walked in the Easter parade.In the summer he lived at a farmhouse in the New Jersey hills,and sat in a wicker armchair,speaking of a butterfly,the ornithoptera amphrisius,that he hoped to fnd some day.In the autumn he fed Stuffy a dinner.These were the old Gentleman's occupations.

Stuffy Pete looked up at him for a half minute,stewing and helpless in his own self-pity.The old Gentleman's eyes were bright with the giving-pleasure.His face was getting more lined each year,but his little black necktie was in as jaunty a bow as ever,and the linen was beautiful and white,and his gray mustache was curled carefully at the ends.and then Stuffy made a noise that sounded like peas bubbling in a pot.Speech was intended;and as the old Gentleman had heard the sounds nine times before,he rightly construed them into Stuffy's old formula of acceptance.

“Thankee,sir.I'll go with ye,and much obliged.I'm very hungry,sir.”

The coma of repletion had not prevented from entering Stuffy's mind the conviction that he was the basis of an Institution.His Thanksgiving appetite was not his own;itbelonged by all the sacred rights of established custom,if not,by the actual Statute of limitations,to this kind old gentleman who bad preempted it.True,america is free;but in order to establish tradition some one must be a repetend—a repeating decimal.The heroes are not all heroes of steel and gold.See one here that wielded only weapons of iron,badly silvered,and tin.

The old Gentleman led his annual protege southward to the restaurant,and to the table where the feast had always occurred.They were recognized.

“Here comes de old guy,”said a waiter,“dat blows dat same bum to a meal every Thanksgiving.”

The old Gentleman sat across the table glowing like a smoked pearl at his corner-stone of future ancient Tradition.The waiters heaped the table with holiday food—and Stuffy,with a sigh that was mistaken for hunger's expression,raised knife and fork and carved for himself a crown of imperishable bay.

No more valiant hero ever fought his way through the ranks of an enemy.Turkey,chops,soups,vegetables,pies,disappeared before him as fast as they could be served.Gorged nearly to the uttermost when he entered the restaurant,the smell of food had almost caused him to lose his honor as a gentleman,but he rallied like a true knight.He saw the look of benefcent happiness on the Old Gentleman's face—a happier look than even the fuchsias and the ornithoptera amphrisius had ever brought to it—and he had not the heart to see it wane.

In an hour Stuffy leaned back with a battle won.“Thankee kindly,sir,”he puffed like a leaky steam pipe;“thankee kindly for a hearty meal.”Then he arose heavily with glazedeyes and started toward the kitchen.a waiter turned him about like a top,and pointed him toward the door.The old Gentleman carefully counted out1.30 in silver change,leaving three nickels for the waiter.

They parted as they did each year at the door,the old Gentleman going south,Stuffy north.

around the first corner Stuffy turned,and stood for one minute.Then he seemed to puff out his rags as an owl puffs out his feathers,and fell to the sidewalk like a sunstricken horse.

When the ambulance came the young surgeon and the driver cursed softly at his weight.There was no smell of whiskey to justify a transfer to the patrol wagon,so Stuffy and his two dinners went to the hospital.There they stretched him on a bed and began to test him for strange diseases,with the hope of getting a chance at some problem with the bare steel.

and lo!an hour later another ambulance brought the old Gentleman.and they laid him on another bed and spoke of appendicitis,for he looked good for the bill.

But pretty soon one of the young doctors met one of the young nurses whose eyes he liked,and stopped to chat with her about the cases.

“That nice old gentleman over there,now,”he said,“you wouldn't think that was a case of almost starvation.Proud old family,I guess.He told me he hadn't eaten a thing for three days.”

同类推荐
  • 逆战苍穹(全2册)

    逆战苍穹(全2册)

    《逆战苍穹(上下)》讲述:炼丹师叶天原本平庸无能,却意外获得一宝丹,而后发现,其内竟封印着整整一座远古巨头府邸,以及一名高级炼丹师残存的灵识!在高级炼丹师残魂的指导下,他一次次打破命运枷锁,一次次创造出神魂大陆的奇迹,以废柴的身份战胜家族中的天才,以强悍的实力拯救家族于水火之中,更是一次次地挑战生理极限,挑战那些在人类世界创造出传奇的传奇人物。天地间的天材地宝为他所用,乾坤宇宙中的奇人异士为他折腰,时空中任何一个角落都留下他的身影。这是一个平庸者一步步走向乾坤巅峰、重写天地法则的传奇人物史!
  • 向往岛

    向往岛

    一个痛失女友后自我治疗的忧郁男人和一个因失恋而去寻找初恋回忆的女孩,在一个大雪纷扬的冬天相遇。演绎一段故事……
  • 一枚黄金蝶

    一枚黄金蝶

    五年级暑假,洸被安排到从未谋面的爷爷居住的茶木村度过。黄金蝶和被所有人惊惧的守山怪同时出现的那天,爷爷突然神秘失踪。一顶巨大的圆屋顶和一直对村子心怀不轨的男人也出现在深山后的溶洞里,而爷爷失踪前的最后一句话是要洸与守山怪联手……这一切,难道都与村子里传说中的宝藏有关?!!
  • 三国杀

    三国杀

    八宗奇案环环相扣,引你入胜,最大限度地激发脑细胞的活跃程度,让思维提升之旅变得有趣、简单而有效。这些案件都跟“三国杀”的锦囊计谋有关。每一宗案件开始之前,读者要先和刘备、张飞、关于、赵云等人一起参加“慕容思炫计谋课堂”,掌握一条锦囊妙计的原理。其后,读者可以通过这个原理,开拓自己的思维,破解案件中犯人的作案手法。通过阅读、分析和破解这些案例,读者将在短时间内锻炼出终生受用的超强思维能力。
  • 中国古代奇幻小说:绣云阁(九)

    中国古代奇幻小说:绣云阁(九)

    《绣云阁》,又名《绣云仙阁》。叙述三缄修道、降妖、收徒,七窍贪名、求官、受难的故事。绣云洞紫霞真人奉道君师命,为阐明大道于天下,令弟子虚无子托生尘世,且造绣云阁以待成道者他日居住。虚无子投生李氏为子,名三缄。小说叙他后来如何看破功名,求取正果,降妖伏怪,劝善戒恶,最后列仙班,登绣云阁。魏文中,字正庸,号拂尘子,生平不详。
热门推荐
  • 天行

    天行

    号称“北辰骑神”的天才玩家以自创的“牧马冲锋流”战术击败了国服第一弓手北冥雪,被誉为天纵战榜第一骑士的他,却受到小人排挤,最终离开了效力已久的银狐俱乐部。是沉沦,还是再次崛起?恰逢其时,月恒集团第四款游戏“天行”正式上线,虚拟世界再起风云!
  • 亡灵高达的星际争霸

    亡灵高达的星际争霸

    (注意!)本书需要极大的脑洞来观看新人新书!请多关照!还有,本书的所有地方地点包括世界都是复制品,请勿较劲!作品相关可以不用看......一个机器人在战场上因为表现突出而被主人赐予了一个可以向上迈进的机会,直到战争结束了一段时间后将其招进宫殿中进行了赏赐不过有一个条件......那就是去一个世界完成试炼,不论用什么办法,只要可以完成就可以......
  • 一切从变形金刚开始

    一切从变形金刚开始

    “你好,震荡波。”“你好,系统。等等,你说……震荡波?那是谁?”“霸天虎高阶军事指挥官。”“霸天虎?”陆鸣懵了,“我穿越成变形金刚了?”……书友群736868774新书《扛着鲛肌当海王》发布,希望多多支持!
  • 天行

    天行

    号称“北辰骑神”的天才玩家以自创的“牧马冲锋流”战术击败了国服第一弓手北冥雪,被誉为天纵战榜第一骑士的他,却受到小人排挤,最终离开了效力已久的银狐俱乐部。是沉沦,还是再次崛起?恰逢其时,月恒集团第四款游戏“天行”正式上线,虚拟世界再起风云!
  • 法帝成神录

    法帝成神录

    纵『法』之和成归一神『帝』萧肃凌云鼎修『成』神时亦屠神炼『神』非似灵飘渺记『录』法帝神王时。
  • 天兽传说

    天兽传说

    如果有一天,这个世界已经不再爱着我们了,我们,到底是在挣扎中等待着救赎!还是在绝望中陷入堕落?随着人类时代的终结,地球进入到了崭新的纪元,被称为天兽纪元,而人类,早已不是万物生灵之长,为了生存下去,只有不断地在这新世界中挣扎。在这个末世中,真正威胁人类生存的,不是天兽、不是机械、亦不是恶劣的环境,而是人类自己。
  • 知秋向阳

    知秋向阳

    欢快甜宠☆毕业后的第一天上班,她惊奇的发现,她公司总裁居然是她暗恋了四年的学长!“温……温总,早上好……”“哈喽啊温总,吃饭了吗?”“温总,你怎么可以这么想呢,我这是补充体力,这样好干活!”温知故看了她一眼:你长得好看就可以为所欲为吗?-之后,他看着公司的一对小情侣,挑了挑眉:“公司禁止办公室恋情。”说完,温知故转身抱着自己的小媳妇走进了办公室。-婚礼上,听着司仪的话,陆暖暖极为认真的看着温知故,有些哽咽。“我愿意。”素日里冷若冰霜的脸上终于有了温柔,他眼里盛着深情:“重新认识一下,你好,温太太。”你是年少的欢喜。喜欢的少年,是你。【高冷总裁X软萌小员工的高甜文】【第一次尝试如有不好的地方还望见谅】
  • 我妈超全能

    我妈超全能

    什么!我竟然穿越了!什么!我妈出车祸了!什么!我妈也穿越了!什么!我爸竟然是个霸总!什么!我妈的马甲又掉了!什么!这到底是个神马玩意!!!
  • 婚后试爱

    婚后试爱

    “我要结婚的对象就是她!”像是宣誓一般,他把她的手高高地举起。从此,她的生活因为他的这句话发生了天翻地覆的改变。原本以为,他当年受的屈辱能在她的身上报回来,却不想到最后竟成了找虐。“你不是告诉我,你已经22岁了吗?这个90年是怎么回事!”呵呵,我……那个……是我的虚岁。”“韩筱雪,你的虚岁可真够虚的!
  • 老子衍

    老子衍

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。