Mrs.Francis was not well pleased with this.
As she understood the reprieve to be only till the morning,she saw nothing but lodging to be possibly added,out of which she was to deduct fire and candle,and the remainder,she thought,would scarce pay her for her trouble.She exerted therefore all the ill-humor of which she was mistress,and did all she could to thwart and perplex everything during the whole evening.
Thursday,July 23.--Early in the morning the captain,who had remained on shore all night,came to visit us,and to press us to make haste on board."I am resolved,"says he,"not to lose a moment now the wind is coming about fair:for my own part,Inever was surer of a wind in all my life."I use his very words;nor will I presume to interpret or comment upon them farther than by observing that they were spoke in the utmost hurry.
We promised to be ready as soon as breakfast was over,but this was not so soon as was expected;for,in removing our goods the evening before,the tea-chest was unhappily lost.Every place was immediately searched,and many where it was impossible for it to be;for this was a loss of much greater consequence than it may at first seem to many of my readers.Ladies and valetudinarians do not easily dispense with the use of this sovereign cordial in a single instance;but to undertake a long voyage,without any probability of being supplied with it the whole way,was above the reach of patience.And yet,dreadful as this calamity was,it seemed unavoidable.The whole town of Ryde could not supply a single leaf;for,as to what Mrs.Francis and the shop called by that name,it was not of Chinese growth.It did not indeed in the least resemble tea,either in smell or taste,or in any particular,unless in being a leaf;for it was in truth no other than a tobacco of the mundungus species.And as for the hopes of relief in any other port,they were not to be depended upon,for the captain had positively declared he was sure of a wind,and would let go his anchor no more till he arrived in the Tajo.
When a good deal of time had been spent,most of it indeed wasted on this occasion,a thought occurred which every one wondered at its not having presented itself the first moment.This was to apply to the good lady,who could not fail of pitying and relieving such distress.A messenger was immediately despatched with an account of our misfortune,till whose return we employed ourselves in preparatives for our departure,that we might have nothing to do but to swallow our breakfast when it arrived.The tea-chest,though of no less consequence to us than the military-chest to a general,was given up as lost,or rather as stolen,for though I would not,for the world,mention any particular name,it is certain we had suspicions,and all,I am afraid,fell on the same person.
The man returned from the worthy lady with much expedition,and brought with him a canister of tea,despatched with so true a generosity,as well as politeness,that if our voyage had been as long again we should have incurred no danger of being brought to a short allowance in this most important article.At the very same instant likewise arrived William the footman with our own tea-chest.It had been,indeed,left in the hoy,when the other goods were re-landed,as William,when he first heard it was missing,had suspected;and whence,had not the owner of the hoy been unluckily out of the way,he had retrieved it soon enough to have prevented our giving the lady an opportunity of displaying some part of her goodness.To search the hoy was,indeed,too natural a suggestion to have escaped any one,nor did it escape being mentioned by many of us;but we were dissuaded from it by my wife's maid,who perfectly well remembered she had left the chest in the bed-chamber;for that she had never given it out of her hand in her way to or from the hoy;but William perhaps knew the maid better,and best understood how far she was to be believed;for otherwise he would hardly of his own accord,after hearing her declaration,have hunted out the hoy-man,with much pains and difficulty.Thus ended this scene,which began with such appearance of distress,and ended with becoming the subject of mirth and laughter.Nothing now remained but to pay our taxes,which were indeed laid with inconceivable severity.
Lodging was raised sixpence,fire in the same proportion,and even candles,which had hitherto escaped,were charged with a wantonness of imposition,from the beginning,and placed under the style of oversight.We were raised a whole pound,whereas we had only burned ten,in five nights,and the pound consisted of twenty-four.
Lastly,an attempt was made which almost as far exceeds human credulity to believe as it did human patience to submit to.This was to make us pay as much for existing an hour or two as for existing a whole day;and dressing dinner was introduced as an article,though we left the house before either pot or spit had approached the fire.Here I own my patience failed me,and Ibecame an example of the truth of the observation,"That all tyranny and oppression may be carried too far,and that a yoke may be made too intolerable for the neck of the tamest slave."When I remonstrated,with some warmth,against this grievance,Mrs.Francis gave me a look,and left the room without ****** any answer.She returned in a minute,running to me with pen,ink,and paper,in her hand,and desired me to make my own bill;"for she hoped,"she said "I did not expect that her house was to be dirtied,and her goods spoiled and consumed for nothing.The whole is but thirteen shillings.Can gentlefolks lie a whole night at a public-house for less?If they can I am sure it is time to give off being a landlady:but pay me what you please;Iwould have people know that I value money as little as other folks.But I was always a fool,as I says to my husband,and never knows which side my bread is buttered of.And yet,to be sure,your honor shall be my warning not to be bit so again.
