"Even so,my lord,"answered the soldier,with a deep sigh,"DIEM CLAUSIT SUPREMUM,as we said at the Mareschal-College of Aberdeen.Better so than be smothered like a cadger's pony in some flow-moss,or snow-wreath,which was like to be his fate if this winter campaign lasted longer.But it has pleased his Excellency"(****** an inclination to Montrose)"to supply his place by the gift of a noble steed,whom I have taken the ******* to name 'LOYALTY'S REWARD,'in memory of this celebrated occasion."
"I hope,"said the Marquis,"you'll find Loyalty's Reward,since you call him so,practised in all the duties of the field,--but I must just hint to you,that at this time,in Scotland,loyalty is more frequently rewarded with a halter than with a horse."
"Ahem!your Excellency is pleased to be facetious.Loyalty's Reward is as perfect as Gustavus in all his exercises,and of a far finer figure.Marry!his social qualities are less cultivated,in respect he has kept till now inferior company."
"Not meaning his Excellency the General,I hope,"said Lord Menteith."For shame,Sir Dugald!"
"My lord,"answered the knight gravely,"I am incapable to mean anything so utterly unbecoming.What I asseverate is,that his Excellency,having the same intercourse with his horse during his exercise,that he hath with his soldiers when training them,may form and break either to every feat of war which he chooses to practise,and accordingly that this noble charger is admirably managed.But as it is the intercourse of private life that formeth the social character,so I do not apprehend that of the single soldier to be much polished by the conversation of the corporal or the sergeant,or that of Loyalty's Reward to have been much dulcified,or ameliorated,by the society of his Excellency's grooms,who bestow more oaths,and kicks,and thumps,than kindness or caresses,upon the animals intrusted to their charge;whereby many a generous quadruped,rendered as it were misanthropic,manifests during the rest of his life a greater desire to kick and bite his master,than to love and to honour him."
"Spoken like an oracle,"said Montrose."Were there an academy for the education of horses to be annexed to the Mareschal-College of Aberdeen,Sir Dugald Dalgetty alone should fill the chair."
"Because,being an ass,"said Menteith,aside to the General,"there would be some distant relation between the professor and the students."
"And now,with your Excellency's permission,"said the new-made knight,"I am going to pay my last visit to the remains of my old companion in arms."
"Not with the purpose of going through the ceremonial of interment?"said the Marquis,who did not know how far Sir Dugald's enthusiasm might lead him;"consider our brave fellows themselves will have but a hasty burial."
"Your Excellency will pardon me,"said Dalgetty;"my purpose is less romantic.I go to divide poor Gustavus's legacy with the fowls of heaven,leaving the flesh to them,and reserving to myself his hide;which,in token of affectionate remembrance,I purpose to form into a cassock and trowsers,after the Tartar fashion,to be worn under my armour,in respect my nether garments are at present shamefully the worse of the wear.--Alas!
poor Gustavus,why didst thou not live at least one hour more,to have borne the honoured weight of knighthood upon thy loins!"
He was now turning away,when the Marquis called after him,--"As you are not likely to be anticipated in this act of kindness,Sir Dugald,to your old friend and companion,I trust,"said the Marquis,"you will first assist me,and our principal friends,to discuss some of Argyle's good cheer,of which we have found abundance in the Castle."
"Most willingly,please your Excellency,"said Sir Dugald;"as meat and mass never hinder work.Nor,indeed,am I afraid that the wolves or eagles will begin an onslaught on Gustavus to-night,in regard there is so much better cheer lying all around.
But,"added he,"as I am to meet two honourable knights of England,with others of the knightly degree in your lordship's army,I pray it may be explained to them,that now,and in future,I claim precedence over them all,in respect of my rank as a Banneret,dubbed in a field of stricken battle."
"The devil confound him!"said Montrose,speaking aside;"he has contrived to set the kiln on fire as fast as I put it out.
--'This is a point,Sir Dugald,"said he,gravely addressing him,"which I shall reserve for his Majesty's express consideration;
in my camp,all must be upon equality,like the Knights of the Round Table;and take their places as soldiers should,upon the principle of,--first come,first served."
"Then I shall take care,"said Menteith,apart to the Marquis,"that Don Dugald is not first in place to-day.--Sir Dugald,"added he,raising his voice,"as you say your wardrobe is out of repair,had you not better go to the enemy's baggage yonder,over which there is a guard placed?I saw them take out an excellent buff suit,embroidered in front in silk and silver."
"VOTO A DIOS!as the Spaniard says,"exclaimed the Major,"and some beggarly gilly may get it while I stand prating here!"
The prospect of booty having at once driven out of his head both Gustavus and the provant,he set spurs to Loyalty's Reward,and rode off through the field of battle.
"There goes the hound,"said Menteith,"breaking the face,and trampling on the body,of many a better man than himself;and as eager on his sordid spoil as a vulture that stoops upon carrion.
Yet this man the world calls a soldier--and you,my lord,select him as worthy of the honours of chivalry,if such they can at this day be termed.You have made the collar of knighthood the decoration of a mere bloodhound."
"What could I do?"said Montrose."I had no half-picked bones to give him,and bribed in some manner he must be,--I cannot follow the chase alone.Besides,the dog has good qualities."
