THE TIDE OF DEATH
As we crossed the hall the telephone-bell rang, and we were the involuntary auditors of Professor Challenger's end of the ensuing dialogue.I say "we," but no one within a hundred yards could have failed to hear the booming of that monstrous voice, which reverberated through the house.His answers lingered in my mind.
"Yes, yes, of course, it is I....Yes, certainly, THE Professor Challenger, the famous Professor, who else?...Of course, every word of it, otherwise I should not have written it....Ishouldn't be surprised....There is every indication of it....
Within a day or so at the furthest....Well, I can't help that, can I?...Very unpleasant, no doubt, but I rather fancy it will affect more important people than you.There is no use whining about it....No, I couldn't possibly.You must take your chance....That's enough, sir.Nonsense! I have something more important to do than to listen to such twaddle."He shut off with a crash and led us upstairs into a large airy apartment which formed his study.On the great mahogany desk seven or eight unopened telegrams were lying.
"Really," he said as he gathered them up, "I begin to think that it would save my correspondents' money if I were to adopt a telegraphic address.Possibly `Noah, Rotherfield,' would be the most appropriate."As usual when he made an obscure joke, he leaned against the desk and bellowed in a paroxy** of laughter, his hands shaking so that he could hardly open the envelopes.
"Noah! Noah!" he gasped, with a face of beetroot, while Lord John and I smiled in sympathy and Summerlee, like a dyspeptic goat, wagged his head in sardonic disagreement.Finally Challenger, still rumbling and exploding, began to open his telegrams.The three of us stood in the bow window and occupied ourselves in admiring the magnificent view.
It was certainly worth looking at.The road in its gentle curves had really brought us to a considerable elevation--seven hundred feet, as we afterwards discovered.Challenger's house was on the very edge of the hill, and from its southern face, in which was the study window, one looked across the vast stretch of the weald to where the gentle curves of the South Downs formed an undulating horizon.In a cleft of the hills a haze of smoke marked the position of Lewes.Immediately at our feet there lay a rolling plain of heather, with the long, vivid green stretches of the Crowborough golf course, all dotted with the players.Alittle to the south, through an opening in the woods, we could see a section of the main line from London to Brighton.In the immediate foreground, under our very noses, was a small enclosed yard, in which stood the car which had brought us from the station.
An ejaculation from Challenger caused us to turn.He had read his telegrams and had arranged them in a little methodical pile upon his desk.His broad, rugged face, or as much of it as was visible over the matted beard, was still deeply flushed, and he seemed to be under the influence of some strong excitement.
"Well, gentlemen," he said, in a voice as if he was addressing a public meeting, "this is indeed an interesting reunion, and it takes place under extraordinary--I may say unprecedented--circumstances.May I ask if you have observed anything upon your journey from town?""The only thing which I observed," said Summerlee with a sour smile, "was that our young friend here has not improved in his manners during the years that have passed.I am sorry to state that I have had to seriously complain of his conduct in the train, and I should be wanting in frankness if I did not say that it has left a most unpleasant impression in my mind.""Well, well, we all get a bit prosy sometimes," said Lord John.
"The young fellah meant no real harm.After all, he's an International, so if he takes half an hour to describe a game of football he has more right to do it than most folk.""Half an hour to describe a game!" I cried indignantly."Why, it was you that took half an hour with some long-winded story about a buffalo.Professor Summerlee will be my witness.""I can hardly judge which of you was the most utterly wearisome,"said Summerlee."I declare to you, Challenger, that I never wish to hear of football or of buffaloes so long as I live.""I have never said one word to-day about football," I protested.
Lord John gave a shrill whistle, and Summerlee shook his head sadly.
"So early in the day too," said he."It is indeed deplorable.
As I sat there in sad but thoughtful silence----""In silence!" cried Lord John."Why, you were doin' a music-hall turn of imitations all the way--more like a runaway gramophone than a man."Summerlee drew himself up in bitter protest.
"You are pleased to be facetious, Lord John," said he with a face of vinegar.
"Why, dash it all, this is clear madness," cried Lord John.
"Each of us seems to know what the others did and none of us knows what he did himself.Let's put it all together from the first.We got into a first-class smoker, that's clear, ain't it? Then we began to quarrel over friend Challenger's letter in the Times.""Oh, you did, did you?" rumbled our host, his eyelids beginning to droop.
"You said, Summerlee, that there was no possible truth in his contention.""Dear me!" said Challenger, puffing out his chest and stroking his beard."No possible truth! I seem to have heard the words before.And may I ask with what arguments the great and famous Professor Summerlee proceeded to demolish the humble individual who had ventured to express an opinion upon a matter of scientific possibility? Perhaps before he exterminates that unfortunate nonentity he will condescend to give some reasons for the adverse views which he has formed."He bowed and shrugged and spread open his hands as he spoke with his elaborate and elephantine sarca**.
