You see, he was pretty old, and George's g'yirls was too young to be much company for him, except Mary Jane, the red-headed one; and so he was kinder lonesome after George and his wife died, and didn't seem to care much to live.He most desperately wanted to see Harvey -- and William, too, for that matter -- because he was one of them kind that can't bear to make a will.He left a letter behind for Harvey, and said he'd told in it where his money was hid, and how he wanted the rest of the property divided up so George's g'yirls would be all right -- for George didn't leave nothing.
And that letter was all they could get him to put a pen to.""Why do you reckon Harvey don't come? Wher' does he live?""Oh, he lives in England -- Sheffield -- preaches there -- hasn't ever been in this country.He hasn't had any too much time -- and besides he mightn't a got the letter at all, you know.""Too bad, too bad he couldn't a lived to see his brothers, poor soul.
You going to Orleans, you say?"
"Yes, but that ain't only a part of it.I'm going in a ship, next Wednesday, for Ryo Janeero, where my uncle lives.""It's a pretty long journey.But it'll be lovely; wisht I was a-going.
Is Mary Jane the oldest? How old is the others?""Mary Jane's nineteen, Susan's fifteen, and Joanna's about fourteen -- that's the one that gives herself to good works and has a hare-lip.""Poor things! to be left alone in the cold world so.""Well, they could be worse off.Old Peter had friends, and they ain't going to let them come to no harm.There's Hobson, the Babtis' preacher;and Deacon Lot Hovey, and Ben Rucker, and Abner Shackleford, and Levi Bell, the lawyer; and Dr.Robinson, and their wives, and the widow Bartley, and -- well, there's a lot of them; but these are the ones that Peter was thickest with, and used to write about sometimes, when he wrote home; so Harvey 'll know where to look for friends when he gets here."Well, the old man went on asking questions till he just fairly emptied that young fellow.Blamed if he didn't inquire about everybody and everything in that blessed town, and all about the Wilkses; and about Peter's business -- which was a tanner; and about George's -- which was a carpenter; and about Harvey's -- which was a dissentering minister; and so on, and so on.Then he says:
"What did you want to walk all the way up to the steamboat for?""Because she's a big Orleans boat, and I was afeard she mightn't stop there.When they're deep they won't stop for a hail.A Cincinnati boat will, but this is a St.Louis one.""Was Peter Wilks well off?"
"Oh, yes, pretty well off.He had houses and land, and it's reckoned he left three or four thousand in cash hid up som'ers.""When did you say he died?"
"I didn't say, but it was last night."
"Funeral to-morrow, likely?"
"Yes, 'bout the middle of the day."
"Well, it's all terrible sad; but we've all got to go, one time or another.
So what we want to do is to be prepared; then we're all right.""Yes, sir, it's the best way.Ma used to always say that."When we struck the boat she was about done loading, and pretty soon she got off.The king never said nothing about going aboard, so I lost my ride, after all.When the boat was gone the king made me paddle up another mile to a lonesome place, and then he got ashore and says:
"Now hustle back, right off, and fetch the duke up here, and the new carpet-bags.And if he's gone over to t'other side, go over there and git him.And tell him to git himself up regardless.Shove along, now."I see what HE was up to; but I never said nothing, of course.When Igot back with the duke we hid the canoe, and then they set down on a log, and the king told him everything, just like the young fellow had said it -- every last word of it.And all the time he was a-doing it he tried to talk like an Englishman; and he done it pretty well, too, for a slouch.
I can't imitate him, and so I ain't a-going to try to; but he really done it pretty good.Then he says:
"How are you on the deef and dumb, Bilgewater?"The duke said, leave him alone for that; said he had played a deef and dumb person on the histronic boards.So then they waited for a steamboat.
About the middle of the afternoon a couple of little boats come along, but they didn't come from high enough up the river; but at last there was a big one, and they hailed her.She sent out her yawl, and we went aboard, and she was from Cincinnati; and when they found we only wanted to go four or five mile they was booming mad, and gave us a cussing, and said they wouldn't land us.But the king was ca'm.He says:
"If gentlemen kin afford to pay a dollar a mile apiece to be took on and put off in a yawl, a steamboat kin afford to carry 'em, can't it?"So they softened down and said it was all right; and when we got to the village they yawled us ashore.About two dozen men flocked down when they see the yawl a-coming, and when the king says:
"Kin any of you gentlemen tell me wher' Mr.Peter Wilks lives?" they give a glance at one another, and nodded their heads, as much as to say, "What d' I tell you?" Then one of them says, kind of soft and gentle:
"I'm sorry.sir, but the best we can do is to tell you where he DIDlive yesterday evening."
Sudden as winking the ornery old cretur went an to smash, and fell up against the man, and put his chin on his shoulder, and cried down his back, and says:
"Alas, alas, our poor brother -- gone, and we never got to see him;oh, it's too, too hard!"
Then he turns around, blubbering, and makes a lot of idiotic signs to the duke on his hands, and blamed if he didn't drop a carpet-bag and bust out a-crying.If they warn't the beatenest lot, them two frauds, that ever I struck.
Well, the men gathered around and sympathized with them, and said all sorts of kind things to them, and carried their carpet-bags up the hill for them, and let them lean on them and cry, and told the king all about his brother's last moments, and the king he told it all over again on his hands to the duke, and both of them took on about that dead tanner like they'd lost the twelve disciples.Well, if ever I struck anything like it, I'm a nigger.It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
