ST. HERBERTHow do you mean, "ruined?"
SIGSBY So it is. If she wins the election and claims the seat. Do you think the Cabinet will want him? Their latest addition compelled to appeal to the House of Commons to fight for him against his own womenfolk. [Grunts.] He'll be the laughing-stock of the whole country.
ST. HERBERT Do you know for certain that they mean to claim the seat?
SIGSBY"Wait and see" is their answer. LAMBHasn't Chilvers any idea?
SIGSBY Can't get him to talk. Don't think he's seen her since that shindy over the Deputation.
LAMBHumph!
SIGSBY Even if she herself wished to draw back, the others would overrule her.
LAMB I'm not so sure of that. She's got a way of shutting her mouth that reminds me of my old woman.
SIGSBY The arrangement, as he explained it to me, was that the whole thing was to end with the polling. It was to have been a mere joke, a mere ballon d'essai. The mistake he made was thinking he could depend on her.
LAMB Guess she made the same mistake. You can fight and shake hands afterwards; it doesn't go with kissing.
SIGSBY Man and woman were not made to fight. It was never intended.
[The woman's "Marseillaise" has been taken up by the crowd. The chorus has been reached.]
Oh, damn your row![He slams to the window; it was ajar.] [JAWBONES has entered, with his purchases.]
[Turning from window he sees JAWBONES, goes to meet him.] Couldn't they do anything?
JAWBONES [He has bought a new hat; has also brought back the remains. He shakes his head.] No good for anything else but a memento.
SIGSBY [With a grunt he snatches the thing and flings it into a corner. Tries on the new one.]
JAWBONES'Ow's it feel?
[SIGSBY, with the help of JAWBONES, attends to his appearance.] LAMB[To ST. HERBERT.]No use talking to her, I suppose?
ST. HERBERT[Shrugs his shoulders.]She'll do what she imagines to be her duty.Women are so uncivilised.
[A burst of cheering is heard.A shrill male voice:"Three cheers for Winston Churchill!"It is followed by an explosion of yells.]
ST. HERBERTWho's that?
LAMB[He has opened the window.]Phoebe Mogton! SIGSBYWhat a family!
[JANET has entered.]
JANETIs that Mrs. Chilvers?[To LAMB and ST. HERBERT.] Good evening.
ST. HERBERTGood evening. LAMBNo; it's her sister.
JANETI wonder she doesn't come.
SIGSBYWhat are the latest figures?Do you know? [PHOEBE enters.]
JANETI forget the numbers.Mrs. Chilvers is forty ahead. PHOEBEForty ahead![To JANET.]Did you order the band? LAMB[To SIGSBY.]The Dock division was against him to a man;that Shipping Bill has upset them.
JANETNo.I didn't think we should want the band. PHOEBENot want it!My dear girl -JANETPerhaps Lady Mogton has ordered it, I'll ask her.[She goes out.]
SIGSBYHadn't you better "Wait and see"?It isn't over yet.
PHOEBEWe may as well have it!It can play the Dead March in "Saul" if you win.[She laughs.]
SIGSBY[Grunts.To LAMB.]Are you coming? [He goes out.]
LAMBYes.[To ST. HERBERT.]Are you coming? ST. HERBERTHardly worth while; nearly over, isn't it?
LAMBIt generally takes an hour and a half.[He looks at his watch.]Another forty minutes.Perhaps less.[He goes out.]
PHOEBEI do love to make him ratty.Wish it wasn't poor oldGeoff we were fighting.
ST. HERBERTWhen I marry, it will be the womanly woman. PHOEBENo chance for me then?
ST. HERBERTI don't say that.I can see you taking your political opinions from your husband, and thinking them your own.
PHOEBEGood heavens!
ST. HERBERTThe brainy woman will think for herself.And then I foresee some lively breakfast tables.
PHOEBEHumph!No fear, I suppose, of a man taking his views from his wife and thinking them his own?
ST. HERBERTThat may be the solution.The brainy woman will have to marry the manly man.
[GINGER enters.]
JAWBONES[He is on his knees blowing the fire.In a low growl.] Shut the door!
GINGERCan't till I'm inside, can I?[Shuts it.]Where's Lady Mogton?
JAWBONESI don't know.
PHOEBEWhat do you want her for?
GINGEROnly to tell her that I can't find Chilvers. PHOEBEIsn't she here?
GINGERNot unless she's come while I've been out. [JANET enters.]
JANETOh, Lady Mogton -
PHOEBE[Interrupting her.]Isn't Annys here? JANETNo.[To GINGER.]Haven't you found her?
GINGER[Shakes her head.]Been everywhere I could think of.
PHOEBE[To herself.]She couldn't have gone home?Is there a telephone here?
JANETThe room's locked up.
JAWBONESThere's one at 118, High Street.Shall I go, miss? PHOEBENo, thanks.I'll go myself.Oh, what about the band? JANETLady Mogton says she'd like it.If it isn't too tired.
GINGER It's at Sell's Coffee-'ouse in Piggott Street. I 'eard them practising.
PHOEBEGood.I shan't be more than a few minutes.
ST. HERBERT I'll come with you, if I may? I've got some news that may be of use to you.
PHOEBEDo.[To GINGER.]Stop here, I may want you. [PHOEBE and ST. HERBERT go out.]
JANETHow was Mrs. Chilvers seeming this afternoon? GINGERNever 'eard 'er speak better, miss.
JANETDid you stop to the end?
GINGERNot quite.Mrs. Spender wanted some shopping done. [JANET goes out.]
GINGERCan I 'elp yer?
JAWBONESYer might hold the piper while I blow. [The fire begins to burn.]
GINGERIt's getting brighter. JAWBONESThat's caught it.
GINGERWonderful what a little coaxing will do.
JAWBONES [He is still squatting on his heels, folding up the paper. He looks up.] Ain't yer ever thought of that, instead of worrying about the vote?
GINGER[She moves away.]You don't understand us wimmin. JAWBONES[He has risen.He pauses in his folding of the paper.]
Don't say that.
GINGERWhy should we coax yer--for our rights? JAWBONESBecause it's the easiest way of getting 'em.
GINGER [She has become oratorical.] Our appeal is not to man [with upraised hand] but to Justice!
JAWBONESOh!And what does the lidy say? GINGER[Descending.]'Ow do yer mean?
